My Gay Best Friend - April

My Gay Best Friend

--- K.P. Lennox

     Ok, so first off I’m sorry to all of our readers for delaying the publication of this month’s blog. I’ve been shacked up in the library for the past 3 days poisoning my brain with 90’s country music, organic chemistry, and about $70 worth of coffee. Don’t worry, I plan on entering rehab as soon as possible…or getting a lobotomy, whichever is cheapest.

But back to the task at hand…

     This morning at breakfast a close friend of mine voiced some concerns with this new guy she’s interested in. Apparently she’s slept with this guy a few times, and as they’ve become more “experimentative” she’s found out that he’s into some different stuff. According to her, he likes it when she plays with his, erm, back-end? Now she’s kind of flipping out and thinks he may possibly be gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. So I guess my question, or her question, our question? is how do we tell if he’s gay? Any help would be appreciated.

--Kinda Flipping Out

     I read this and cringed. What you’re referring to actually has a name; it’s called ass-play. And no ladies, they don’t teach this in high school health class.

     Now, I’m going to venture out on a limb here and say that your friend’s, erm, friend isn’t gay; that is, unless he’s getting gangbanged by a bunch of leather-daddies behind a dumpster. But really, it is quite common for males, both straight, gay and bisexual, to enjoy stimulation around that area during sex. See, if you were studying neurology (or had read your fair share of sex-ed books) you would have learned that the little ring right there on your friend’s dude’s butt is pretty sensitive. Hurray! You’ve just found part of the male g-spot! The rest of it, known as the prostate (Wikipedia that shit if you want more info) is inside. Like I said, it’s perfectly normal for a guy to enjoy ass-play because like any girl, with the right kind of solid amount of stimulation there, your friend can give this guy a rockin’ orgasm.

So run along now and spread the word.  Oh and watch out for the leather daddies…

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